WEEK 01–028 HRS
Pre-Wipe Anxiety
Managing the existential dread of an empty TC. Lab: stare at a workbench for 4 hours.
FOUNDATIONREQUIRED
A 12-week intensive bootcamp for aspiring Tuggys and the people who love them. Graduate with industry-recognized skills like monologuing through gunfire and respawning charismatically. Job placement guaranteed (you are placed at your own keyboard).
Managing the existential dread of an empty TC. Lab: stare at a workbench for 4 hours.
Lecture series: How to be confidently wrong. Required reading: every Discord patch-notes thread, ever.
Practicum: speak for 14 uninterrupted minutes on any topic. Topic will be assigned 6 seconds in advance.
Field exercise: mine 1k sulfur while reading reddit. Bonus credit if you forget to drop loot.
How to lose every fight in a way that still gets clipped. Required: 1 (one) workable death-cry.
The honeycomb is a lie. The bunker is two lies. We will discuss this for ten hours.
How to lose to a roof camper with grace. Includes saying "gg" through clenched teeth.
Live solo project. You vs. the patrol heli. We do not provide rockets. We provide one torch.
Our faculty includes 3 former Tuggys, 1 current Tuggy (under protest), and 1 person who watched the stream once and felt qualified. All faculty are unionized. The union is also Tuggy.
* Job placement claim is provisional. We define "placement" as "you have hands." If you have hands you are placed.