The complete Terms of Bagging, ratified in chat by simple majority and a single PogChamp. By using BagATuggy™ you agree to all clauses below, plus any clauses chat invents later. This document is binding. So is chat.
By initiating a deployment via BagATuggy™ (the "Service"), you ("The Bagger") agree that you are, in fact, bagging a Tuggy ("The Tuggy"). The Tuggy, philosophically, is also bagging you. This is reciprocal. There is no opt-out.
All deployments are final. Tuggys are not. The Tuggy may arrive. The Tuggy may not arrive. The Tuggy may arrive in pieces. The Tuggy reserves the right to arrive as a sentiment rather than a person.
By scrolling past this clause you agree to receive at least one (1) bad take. By blinking you agree to two (2). By thinking the words "that's not that bad" you agree to a third, custom-curated for you specifically.
The Service shall not be liable for delays or failures arising from any of the following:
The Tuggy retains the right to deliver a monologue at any time, for any reason, regardless of location, occasion, or your emotional readiness. This includes but is not limited to: your wedding, your funeral, your wedding-funeral, mid-raid, mid-bite, and during any attempt to deliver bad news.
You waive your right to remain silent during the Tuggy’s shift. The Tuggy does not. You may speak. The Tuggy will respond. The Tuggy will then continue. You will not catch up.
The Service does not warrant that the Tuggy will not eat your hot pockets. By summoning a guard-Tuggy you implicitly consent to the consumption of up to three (3) hot pockets per shift. Pizza rolls are governed under §7.2 (Pizza Rolls Are Not Hot Pockets).
Approximately 62% of yield mined during deployment will not return to the TC. This is not theft. This is "the sulfur tax" and it is constitutional. The Tuggy will explain it to you, at length, if asked. We recommend you not ask.
Any dispute arising under these Terms shall be resolved in chat. Chat is law. See: /chat-is-law. Appeals may be filed in #general, where they will be ignored.
There are no refunds. We have an entire dedicated page for how there are no refunds. See: /refunds. Reading it will not change the answer.
The Tuggy is sentient. The Tuggy has opinions about your base design. The Tuggy will share them. By proceeding, you accept that the Tuggy is real, the Tuggy is here, and the Tuggy has Notes.
If any clause of these Terms is found unenforceable, it will be replaced by chat in real time with a new clause that is somehow worse. The rest of the Terms remain in full effect, including the clause that was just added.
These Terms reset every wipe. Some clauses survive wipe. Which ones is for the mods to know.
This agreement is binding in every server, every wipe, every era. It binds you. It binds the Tuggy. It binds the mods, except when they decide it doesn’t. Especially then.