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Terms of Bagging.

The complete Terms of Bagging, ratified in chat by simple majority and a single PogChamp. By using BagATuggy™ you agree to all clauses below, plus any clauses chat invents later. This document is binding. So is chat.

§1. You Are Bagging A Tuggy

By initiating a deployment via BagATuggy™ (the "Service"), you ("The Bagger") agree that you are, in fact, bagging a Tuggy ("The Tuggy"). The Tuggy, philosophically, is also bagging you. This is reciprocal. There is no opt-out.

§2. Deployments Are Final

All deployments are final. Tuggys are not. The Tuggy may arrive. The Tuggy may not arrive. The Tuggy may arrive in pieces. The Tuggy reserves the right to arrive as a sentiment rather than a person.

§3. Implied Consent To Bad Takes

By scrolling past this clause you agree to receive at least one (1) bad take. By blinking you agree to two (2). By thinking the words "that's not that bad" you agree to a third, custom-curated for you specifically.

§4. Force Majeure

The Service shall not be liable for delays or failures arising from any of the following:

§5. Right To Monologue

The Tuggy retains the right to deliver a monologue at any time, for any reason, regardless of location, occasion, or your emotional readiness. This includes but is not limited to: your wedding, your funeral, your wedding-funeral, mid-raid, mid-bite, and during any attempt to deliver bad news.

§6. Waiver Of Silence

You waive your right to remain silent during the Tuggy’s shift. The Tuggy does not. You may speak. The Tuggy will respond. The Tuggy will then continue. You will not catch up.

§7. Hot Pockets Clause

The Service does not warrant that the Tuggy will not eat your hot pockets. By summoning a guard-Tuggy you implicitly consent to the consumption of up to three (3) hot pockets per shift. Pizza rolls are governed under §7.2 (Pizza Rolls Are Not Hot Pockets).

§8. Sulfur Tax

Approximately 62% of yield mined during deployment will not return to the TC. This is not theft. This is "the sulfur tax" and it is constitutional. The Tuggy will explain it to you, at length, if asked. We recommend you not ask.

§9. Choice Of Law

Any dispute arising under these Terms shall be resolved in chat. Chat is law. See: /chat-is-law. Appeals may be filed in #general, where they will be ignored.

§10. No Refunds

There are no refunds. We have an entire dedicated page for how there are no refunds. See: /refunds. Reading it will not change the answer.

§11. Tuggy Sentience

The Tuggy is sentient. The Tuggy has opinions about your base design. The Tuggy will share them. By proceeding, you accept that the Tuggy is real, the Tuggy is here, and the Tuggy has Notes.

§12. Severability

If any clause of these Terms is found unenforceable, it will be replaced by chat in real time with a new clause that is somehow worse. The rest of the Terms remain in full effect, including the clause that was just added.

§13. Wipe Resets

These Terms reset every wipe. Some clauses survive wipe. Which ones is for the mods to know.

§14. The Final Clause

This agreement is binding in every server, every wipe, every era. It binds you. It binds the Tuggy. It binds the mods, except when they decide it doesn’t. Especially then.

EXECUTED THIS DAY : every day, all day JURISDICTION : chat GOVERNING LAW : whatever chat says REGISTERED ATTORNEY : the longtime mod, "kev" NEXT REVIEW : after the next wipe RATIFICATION : Pog: 247, Sadge: 14, KEKW: 12,801 RESULT : ratified, sloppily
Signed: The Mods · The Tuggy (under duress) · Chat
⊙ CHAT-RATIFIED ⊙