09 / Platform Status
Tuggy Status.
Real-time-ish status of every BagATuggy™ subsystem. Most are working. Voice Module hasn’t been
working since 2019. We have stopped paging on it.
PARTIALLY DEGRADED
3 systems degraded · 1 major outage · 1 system that is just like that
99.84%
90-day uptime (excluding Tuggy)
Subsystems
Current state of everything that can break.
Tuggy Deployment API
POST /v1/deploy · 200 OK avg 247ms
● OPERATIONAL
Bad Take Generator
Generating ~6 takes/min · all confidently wrong
● OPERATIONAL
Monologue Service
Delivering takes 14% slower than baseline. He’s tired.
▲ DEGRADED
Sulfur Farming Pipeline
14–22 nodes/hr · 38% reliable return rate · within SLO
● OPERATIONAL
Heli Bait Service
Heli has stopped showing up for Tuggy. Possibly personal.
▲ INVESTIGATING
Voice Module
Major outage since 2019. We have made peace with it. So has chat.
✗ MAJOR OUTAGE
PayPal Integration
Deprecated. Use Streamlabs. Don’t make us tell you again.
○ DEPRECATED
Chat Webhook
Chat is online. Chat is always online. Chat does not sleep.
● OPERATIONAL
Tuggy Sleep Cycle
Resolved at 04:14 UTC. Tuggy is awake. May god have mercy.
○ RESOLVED
Recent incidents
What broke today.
01:14 UTC
P1
Voice Module crashed. Tuggy unaware. Continued speaking for 47 minutes. No degradation observed.
23:42 UTC
P3
Monologue Service exceeded SLO during a story about a pickle. KEKW.
18:32 UTC
RESOLVED
Bad Takes endpoint returned 504 NO_OPINIONS_HELD. False alarm; he was eating.
17:11 UTC
P2
Heli Bait Service detected 0 heli responses across 6 attempts. Investigating personal beef.
14:00 UTC
SCHEDULED
Tuggy maintenance window: nap. Duration variable. Cannot be skipped.
2019-04-?? UTC
P0
Voice Module — initial incident. Never closed. We page no one anymore.
Next scheduled maintenance: WIPE DAY THURSDAY 18:00 EST ·
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