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RUST CERTIFIED // OPERATIONAL // 9 MIN AVG DEPLOY // NO REFUNDS

BAG A TUGGY

The world’s first and only on-demand Tuggy deployment platform — purpose-built for Rust. One click, one Tuggy, one base. He will farm your sulfur, guard your TC, and deliver at least one bad take before the wipe ends. Probably.

How it works
★★★★★ 4.9  /  14,221 deployments
★ Trusted by chat
★ Refund rate: 0.00%
02 // Capabilities

What your Tuggy can actually do.

S/0198% UPTIME

Farm your nodes

Reliable sulfur, metal, and stone extraction across the map. Carries roughly 38% of yield back to the TC. The other 62% is in his pouch when he gets clubbed by a roaming naked with a rock.

NODES/HR 14–22NAKED DEATHS ~1.2
S/02PATROLS ACTIVE

Guard your TC

Walks a fixed loop around the compound until distracted by a butterfly, a chat message, or the sound of a door opening two grids away. Average attention span on duty: 4 minutes 11 seconds. Verified.

LOOP TIME 90sFOCUS 4m11s
S/03AGGRO MAX

Decoy raids

Loudly aggros every roof camper within a 3 km radius. They will find him first. They will loot him first. They will compliment his bandana before doing so.

VISIBILITY OBSCENESURVIVAL 4%
S/04UNLIMITED

Deliver bad takes

On-demand verbal opinions about recoil patterns, the new heli loot table, optimal base designs, and whoever just got onlined. Cannot be turned off. Do not try.

WPM 198ACCURACY n/a
S/05EXPERIMENTAL

Bait the heli

Tuggy will sprint into the open waving a torch at the patrol heli so you can farm sulfur in peace. Includes one (1) attempted bag respawn. Survival rate: 67% if the heli decides he isn’t worth the rockets.

DEATHS 3.4/HRRESPAWN 67%
S/06VOCAL

Scream at chat

Real-time vocal performance from inside your base. Includes one (1) genuine "KEKW", one (1) unprovoked rant about wipe times, and one (1) request for somebody to please clip that.

DECIBELS 87–112CLIPS/HR ~6
03 // Pricing

Pick a tier. Bag a Tuggy.

WIPE DAY SURGE × 1.5 — demand is absolutely cooked · prices reset 00:00 UTC Friday
Tier I — STD

Standard
Tuggy

Budget. But Bagged.
$4.99per deploy
was $6.99 · chat saved you a buck
  • 1× Tuggy, 30-minute uptime or until he loses interest
  • Will probably show up 60% on-time rate
  • Will attempt the task completion rate not guaranteed
  • Pre-task monologue: 90 seconds
  • Will defend the workbench (briefly)
  • One (1) "KEKW" included
Tier III — LEG ✦

Legendary
Tuggy

Ascended Tuggy Energy
$49.99per deploy
VIP. Limited stock. Limited Tuggy.
  • 1× Tuggy, 6-hour uptime shows up early, stays late, eats your snacks
  • Full guaranteed deployment
  • Will attempt the task & narrate it
  • Pre-task monologue: full set
  • One (1) full sulfur shift @ Power Plant
  • Signed digital pickaxe NFT (it’s a JPG)
  • Includes 1 (one) sincere apology
  • End-of-shift highlight reel
04 // Field Reports

Word on the streets of Rust.

Bagged a Legendary Tuggy for my Rust raid. He died in the airlock holding a torch and a pickle. 10/10 would deploy again.

xX_RaidLord_69_Xx ★★★★★ RUST · 482hrs

Asked for a guard Tuggy. He guarded my fridge and ate three (3) of my hot pockets. Genuinely worth it. Will book again Friday.

clipper_god_42 ★★★★★ RUST · TWATWAFFLEOPOLIS

Premium Tuggy delivered six bad takes about the new recoil in under four minutes. Speedrun any%. New world record. Mods asleep. KEKW.

kappa_kappa_kappa ★★★★☆ RUST · TWATWAFFLEOPOLIS

Tuggy showed up to farm my sulfur node and immediately began monologuing about the new heli loot table. I am at peace. The sulfur is still there.

farm_kitty_42 ★★★★★ RUST · TWATWAFFLEOPOLIS

Tried to deploy a Tuggy on Tuggy. The website got real quiet. The screen turned orange. The site asked if I was sure. PogU.

modtuggy_alt_07 ★★★★★ RUST · CLIENT-SIDE

Standard Tuggy stood at Launch Site rad-tanking for the entire raid — perfect decoy. The clan thanks him. His armor does not.

obsidian_dental ★★★★★ RUST · TWATWAFFLEOPOLIS
05 // Live Ops Board

Tuggys are deploying right now.

● 7 IN-FIELD ● 2 DEPLOYING ● 1 STUCK ON LADDER
CH 07 // SECURE LINK

    YOU
    BAG.
    A TUGGY.

    One button. Nine minutes. No refunds. No regrets. Plenty of regrets.