⚠ ● REFUNDS PROCESSED THIS WIPE: 0 · ESTIMATED FUTURE REFUNDS: 0
11 / Refund Policy

Refund Policy.

Our complete, comprehensive refund policy. We have placed it below for your convenience. Please read carefully.

NO.
no.
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Frequently denied.

Can I get a refund?
No.
My Tuggy didn’t show up.
He probably did. You may have been looking at the wrong base. No refund.
My Tuggy died immediately.
That’s in the brochure. It’s on the front page. We bolded it. No refund.
My Tuggy got me banned from Twatwaffleopolis.
We are professionally proud of him. We are personally banned with you. Still no refund.
My Tuggy ate my hot pockets.
See: Terms §7 (Hot Pockets Clause). Up to three (3) per shift. Working as intended. No refund.
My Tuggy delivered a good take.
That’s a misfire. Please disregard. We will not refund you, but we will issue a public apology in chat.
My Tuggy is still here. It’s been six days.
He likes you. No refund. Also: not a refund situation.
My Streamlabs tip was real money though.
Yes. Beautiful. Thanks for that. Still no refund.
EXCEPTION: We do issue refunds in chat emote form. Please specify your preferred emote in the order notes. Acceptable emotes:
KEKW PogChamp Sadge monkaW LULW monkaS D:
We will not honor these either. They are nonetheless valid expressions of your frustration.